Why He’s Hot:
1. He was adorable before. We all loved him, and wanted to pinch his cheeks. Then we saw more of him, how sweet and all around great he was and were intrigued. Then he went and lost weight and we were like ‘WHOA THERE WTF don’t jump out and surprise us like that we knew you were cute and awesome but when did you get HOT?!’
2. He’s hilarious. Name one film he was in where his very presence on screen didn’t make it exponentially funnier. That’s right, you can’t. And because you can’t, he’s hot. You can make me laugh all. night. long. Seth.
3. He’s a Ginger. You want to grab handfuls of the curly red hair and run your fingertips all over The Scruff. And maybe find out what firecrotch really means and if it’s applicable to him.
4. He’s one of that group of friends Paul Rudd has that would have you snorting with laughter all night long. Imagine how much fun being around those guys on a regular basis would be. You’d love them, they’d love you - it’d be perfect. And when a guy’s friends give you their stamp of approval it makes him happy and excited. And you could totally milk that.
5. Not only is he Jewish, but he’s Canadian. And by now, you should know how we feel about the Canadian as well as those wonderful Jewish boys around here. Umph.
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