“What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we’re shit out of luck.”
Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right? Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe since 9/11 when every one got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot bin Laden!
Doug Billings: Ok, Ok...Either way you have to be really smart to count cards.
Alan Garner: Haven't you ever seen Rain Man?! He almost put a casino out of business and he was a ra-tard!
The Group: A ra-tard??
Alan Garner: Yeah, a ra-tard.
Doug Billings: It's re - tard.
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