made my day

justin FILTF chambers

Why He’s Hot:

1. Did you clean up your jizzed underwear yet? Great. This is not uncommon for someone who has just seen just how extremely fucking generous nature can be, specifically when mixing the DNA for this sexy son of a bitch named Justin Chambers, also knows as Alex Karev. Yes, Alex Karev as in that doctor we would kill to get thoroughly examined by.
2. He’s in one of the best shows out there right now, sharing the screen with McSteamy and that other guy with the funny hair, yet he completely outshines them, because let’s face it, this man oozes sex appeal. Like, you can actually feel it through your T.V.’s static and it makes you want to pause that shit and just hump the screen while his face is on close-up.
3. LOOK at his puppy eyes while receiving the news that his fictional wife has some deadly ass cancer or some shit. That is fucking adorable right there ladies & gentlemen. Not into the whole “being cute” thing? This man could kill you with just one of his sexy you-know-you-want-me looks.
4. He’s not only man candy for the show, he is actually a really talented actor. This man can make crying, being a fucking asshole to everyone, or getting yelled at look like the new hot thing to do. When he’s not being a libidinous douchebag, he enjoys killing diabetics with how sweet he looks when he’s cuddling or waiting for you at the altar.

5. Armani and Calvin Klein, who we all know hire only the most mouth-watering men for their ads, have had him as a model. That’s basically a way to certify that a man is beautiful, handsome and absolutely delicious.

eric HOTSEXYWANNAFUCK dane :)

Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays Dr. Mark Sloan a.k.a. McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy —the bad boy of the bunch. Don’t you just get McMoist for staring at those piercing sky blue eyes? I don’t know about you, but I’m up to play nurse with him.
2. Don’t you remember the towel scene? Exactly. You wish you were close enough to rip it off that hot body. Show me your rock n’ roll, I’ll show you mine.
3. So, he might be 37, but hey, 30 is the new 20. He is just ripe enough to get you on your knees and devour his delicate flesh. Mmm, yes, Daddy.
4. He plays the character of Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man in X-Men: The Last Stand. You got it, right. MULTIPLE MAN. I’m thinking of a gang bang.
5. His smile, his eyes, his body. His whole package. He is so fucking fit, he’s been on the cover of Men’s Health twice. Goddamn, Eric Dane, you prove that God does exist.

andy SEXYBITCH samberg

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s like the cool older brother of that girl you hung out with in 8th grade, only because of her cool older brother. He’d like walk through the living room and ruffle your hair and give you butterflies and punch her in the arm and you’d laugh way too hard at that and every thing else he did and you’d get in a fight with her later and you’d say “well I only hung out with you because of David!” and she’d cry and you’d feel like an ass. Wait…what?
2. His hair in all of it’s fluffy, curly, shiny glory. He looks like he’s brought Farrah Fawcett’s hairdresser out of retirement and totally pulls it off.
3. The Jewishness. From the name to the nose to the jaw structure - he’s all Jew, all the time, and you just want a piece of that ass with a side of (turkey) bacon.
4. He’s got super hot friends that would hopefully flirt with you and you’d end up cheating on Andy with one or both of them and Andy’d walk in and instead of being pissed he’d strip down and join in and it’d be a big pile of sexy men and you. EPIC, no?
5. He’s extremely thoughtful, so much so that he’d gift you with his dick in a box and/or fuck your mother.

jorma HILARIOUS Taccone

Why He’s Hot:

1. The Swedish name. Jorma Taccone. Only a man this sexy and hilarious can pull off that name. As 1/3 of The Lonely Island, Jorma must have been born a comedic genius.
2. He’s a dance god. Seriously. This man likes to party with his shirt off all the time, even if it means making a complete fool of himself. But he always ends with a surprise. You can’t be so sure he wont do that in bed.
3. He’s hot in that nerdy type of way. He can be a bit cutely awkward at times, but you never know what kind of dirty thoughts about you run through his mind.
4. This guy’s a riot, but it may take a while to realize his hotness hidden beneath all the hilarity. Sometime amidst your raucous laughter, you just want to put on a straight face and say “rape me.”
5. Just watch this. If you’re not turned on by Jorm admitting what makes him jizz in his pants, all the while alongside fellow SNL hottie Andy Samberg, there’s something wrong with you.

john BEAUTIFUL stamos

Why He’s Hot:

1. Who is this? Fucking John Stamos is who it is! Don’t deny the yearning your body demands of his presence.
2. Probably one of the few reasons we all decided to watch Full House was because of Uncle Jesse. I mean come on! He was UNCLE JESSE! The one who had the nice hair, tanned skin, bad boy persona, and the fact that he was/still is a fuckin’ fox.
3. Check out those pearly whites. That smile will make your legs go all jelloid. Like I-fucking-can’t-move-right-now-because-I’ve-become-immersed-in-the-rays-of-sex-that-your-body-is-sending-off-right-now jelloid. That fucking grin! Holy mother of goodness I believe my panties just magically came off my body…
4. He can pull off The Scruff exceptionally well. Like all the damn time. Seriously ALL the damn time.
5. Can we play doctor? Like right now John? My legs are still jelloid. Can you fix them for me?

gerard SEXY butler

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s a man’s man. He’s not overly manicured: no coloring the salt & pepper specks in his hair or shaving if he doesn’t feel like it (umph - The Scruff). There’s no quietly thinking you could probably take him in a fight if you wanted - you know who’s got the balls in this pairing. He’ll pick you up by the ass, wrap your thighs around his waist and make out/carry you all the way to the nearest wall/bed/countertop and give it to you. Roughly.
2. He’s King Leonidas dammit. Find me a sexier protagonist in any film of the last 5 years. You know you clenched your thighs together extra tight when he was fucking his queen.
3. Have you seen those arms? Can’t you just imagine those wrapped around your waist? Mmmm, yes you can.
4. He’s Scottish. And with that comes a ridiculously smoldering accent and kilts. Yes, kilts.
5. He can make you sit through a Katherine Heigl film where’s she’s yet again playing the stereotypical, neurotic but cute, klutzy female and not think twice about it. That is a feat - and that is hot.

james hotstuff franco

Why He’s Hot:

1. The director of the James Dean tribute film knew exactly what he was doing when he decided on casting James Franco. It’s not only coincidental that they both share the same first name but they both definitely have that “I’m suave” thing going on along with some strikingly similar features. James is effortlessly great looking and it’s hard to deny this. He has the whole, James Dean of the 21st Century thing, down. Let’s face it, any person that can be compared to such a legend is hot.
2. Don’t know about anyone else but I really dug his character in Pineapple Express. He’s great to bring home to your parents but also great to smoke a bowl/laugh with. That’s all kinds of perfect.
3. He played a gay man in the movie Milk. That is self-explanatory. He has to be amazing if he not only appeals to the heterosexual world but the gay community as well. And let’s face it gay men have great taste in men. Straight guys should take some tips from James here. You’re hot if not only straight men like you but gay men as well. sidenote: Any guy on guy involving James, I’m okay with.
4. Franco is mysterious. From that sly smile to those deep brown eyes, you can’t tell what he’s thinking but you like to assume it’s sex. You pray it’s sex. Sex with you of course.
5. He was a total villain in the movie Spiderman. That means he’s a bad boy and bad boys have high libidos. That’s just a fact and I’m only sayin’.

seth hilarious rogen!

Why He’s Hot:

1. He was adorable before. We all loved him, and wanted to pinch his cheeks. Then we saw more of him, how sweet and all around great he was and were intrigued. Then he went and lost weight and we were like ‘WHOA THERE WTF don’t jump out and surprise us like that we knew you were cute and awesome but when did you get HOT?!’
2. He’s hilarious. Name one film he was in where his very presence on screen didn’t make it exponentially funnier. That’s right, you can’t. And because you can’t, he’s hot. You can make me laugh all. night. long. Seth.
3. He’s a Ginger. You want to grab handfuls of the curly red hair and run your fingertips all over The Scruff. And maybe find out what firecrotch really means and if it’s applicable to him.
4. He’s one of that group of friends Paul Rudd has that would have you snorting with laughter all night long. Imagine how much fun being around those guys on a regular basis would be. You’d love them, they’d love you - it’d be perfect. And when a guy’s friends give you their stamp of approval it makes him happy and excited. And you could totally milk that.
5. Not only is he Jewish, but he’s Canadian. And by now, you should know how we feel about the Canadian as well as those wonderful Jewish boys around here. Umph.

my jason :)

you are mine jason segel. you will always be mine :)

Why He’s Hot:

1. The puppy dog factor. He knows how to work the perfect guy triumvirate, all right…cute, charming and sensitive. Jason Segel is the kind of fella you want to console with a gentle hug, but once you put your arms around him, suddenly a simple friendly cuddle won’t suffice. No, you want that man on you like fucking animal.
2. He’s funny. The man will literally do anything to get a laugh - he ain’t afraid of sheeeit. Ladies, if this happened while you were in the process of breaking up with him, wouldn’t you be inclined to lose your clothes as well and forget about everything else? I thought so.
3. Dude’s a musician, too. He’s had many opportunities to showcase it, and every single time he does, it’s fucking awesome. Even if the songs are meant as jokes, you’ve still got to appreciate the talent there, as he writes it all himself. Most women secretly want to fuck a musician, just as most women love a guy who’s got a great sense of humour. Well, here you go. Fuckability scale just went off the radar. Yep, we’re all pining to be the next Lady L.
4. Sometimes extreme height is an advantage. Standing tall at 6’4”, he could totally pick you up, carry you over to the bedroom, like motherfucking Superman, throw you on the bed and make you scream his name until you lost your voice…
5. …but being as modest and sweet as he is, you’d probably end up throwing him down instead, not that you mind, you’re up to the task. Rest assured, when he eventually gets more aggressive in the sack with you, he’ll show you how much of a man he really is. Oh, and he’s not done either.

hello again jakey poo!

you've been my favourite since bubble boy,

Why He’s Hot:

1. That body. That bo-day. Oh holy fuck on a shit sandwich that body. He’s all tall and lean and thick with just the perfect amount of hair on his chest and that sexy little happy trail begging us all to pants him. That’s what we should do. He’s nice to paparazzi - maybe we should all grab cameras and pretend to be photogs and when he’s off his guard and waves at us one of us runs up and just pulls his shorts down. Who’s down? Anyone? Anyone?
2. He is the boy next door. Your parents would love him immediately. Beware though, your parents have seen his movies and he might cause your dad to discover he’s gay and your mom to turn into a cougar. That’d be awkward.
3. His heart. Sappy yeah, but sexy as all get out too. From planting trees in the forest and protesting for gay rights to hosting adoption drives for homeless animals and fundraising for low income college students, Jake cares about the world and it’s inhabitants. Could you imagine? Watching Jake spend the day playing with animals and then finally bringing an adorable little pup over to you, looking at you with his own big blue puppy dog eyes and asking ‘can we keep him’? You’d melt. Just picturing that in your head made you go ‘awwww’ and orgasm simultaneously.
4. The scruff. No one can rock The Scruff like him. 5 o’ clock shadows are hot on any guy, no matter who it is, but on Jake it personifies rugged charm and makes you want it chaffing the insides of your thighs.
5. I’m sorry, what? Are you seriously looking for another reason why Jake Mother Fucking Gyllenhaal is hot? You’re ridiculous. I refuse to indulge your ridiculousness any longer.

heath fucking ledger

i know your not here anymore heath
but this is why you're hot.

Why He’s Hot:

1. Heath was beautiful, in a rugged, manly way. He was our Australian bad boy long before he played Ned Kelly. All brooding and dark, you wanted to know what was going on in that head of his, behind those intense dark eyes. And how hot was dirty blonde hair, and the crooked, sly smile? Oh, and The Scruff! Heellloooo chin rash, sore lips and chaffed inner thighs.
2. He was fucking brilliant. Many thought he was just a pretty face, but not us. We saw The Four Feathers. We remember A Knight’s Tale. We weren’t surprised by his performance in Brokeback Mountain opposite Jake Gyllenhaal (titillated yes, surprised, no). We saw how great he was all along and when everyone else got on board the Heath Ledger train? We’d already taken our seats and were wondering what kept them.
3. He was a devoted daddy. Even if you don’t like kids, not only could this adorable little thing make you change your mind, but you know there’s no better combination of sexy and sweet than a man who loves his baby. And he did.
4. Wait, wait, lets go back to his talent. Did you see The Dark Knight? No? Well, here’s the condensed version. Now - you see it, right? The brilliance? He deserved that fucking Oscar, and you shut your fucking mouth if you disagree. You’d be his Harley Quinn in a heartbeat, you know it.
5. Remember this? God knows Julia Stiles said everything you felt by the end of that movie. She spoke for us all. *sigh*

bradley fucking cooper

Bradley Cooper,

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s got that something. You know that almost indescribable something some guys have? That emanation, that aura? He has it. Maybe it’s that teasing grin, the devilish way he raises a brow and smirks slyly when he speaks. Whatever it is: it’s something you want. Something you want inside of you.
2. His eyes. That perfect, pale shade of seafoam green just washes over and entrances you, lulling you like a drug, beckoning you to do any and every thing he wants.
3. His style. Did you see The Hangover? Had it been an awful movie, just to witness his sex appeal and cool factor would have been worth the price of admission, but being as it wasn’t - he was just the Cool Whip topping on that wonderful cherry pie. What about He’s Just Not that Into You? You wanted to be Scarlett Johansson, didn’t you? Experience some of that Bradley-ness? Mmmhmm. Yeah, he’s just a cool mother fucker.
4. He’s got a little bit of asshole in him. Oh you might not admit it, but you like your guy to have a little bit of asshole in him - we all do. We usually prefer that it’s not directed at us, but still. It can cause fights. Which leads to make up sex. And I don’t have to go any farther, do I?
5. Zach Galifinakis is his best friend. You have to be pretty awesome to put that on your resumé, and that level of awesome = hot.

"not you fat jesus"

“What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we’re shit out of luck.”

Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe since 9/11 when every one got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot bin Laden!
Doug Billings: Ok, Ok...Either way you have to be really smart to count cards.
Alan Garner: Haven't you ever seen Rain Man?! He almost put a casino out of business and he was a ra-tard!
The Group: A ra-tard??
Alan Garner: Yeah, a ra-tard.
Doug Billings: It's re - tard.

i got one thing to say,

oh goodness, i love you hot boys.

hey jude,

dear mr. judd law,

why are you so goddamn stunning??

oh barney..

neil patrick harris,
god i love you.

didja know that..

excuse me mr. gyllenhaal,

why are you so dazzling?

Barney: Don’t look at me, I’m hideous!

Robin: Oh, come on. You look like a regular guy.
Barney: Exactly! I’m a Ted! Look at me, I’m wearing elastic waistband fleece pants.
Robin: But they’re comfy, right?
Barney: … yes.

Barney: Too.. weak.. to.. hold.. bowl.
Robin: Fine, I’ll feed you..

Barney: Ouchie in my mouth!!
Barney: I don’t want it, I want ice cream!
Robin: No, you’re not having ice cream just because you’re sick.
Barney: But my throat hurts!
Robin: No!
Barney: I hate you!

himym :)

Barney - See, you can’t think of anything cause I’m (high pitched) awesomeeeeeee!

Robin - All three, right there.

Ted - Well technically, “awesome” isn’t a catch phrase, it’s more of a catch word.

Robin - Oh I literally want to rip your head off!

Ted - You mean figuratively!

Robin - No, I literally mean literally. Literally! Literally!

Lily - *Loud crunch, crunch*

Robin - Oh my god Lily! What are you eating, gravel?

Marshall - Oh, I know right? It sounds like cuff links going up a vacuum cleaner.

Lily - Well then why don’t you sing about it?

Marshall - ♪Cause I don’t sing about everything I dooooo♪

Robin - No, no sometimes you just sing nonsense sentences, like a stroke victim, and what’s worse is they’re catchy.

Robin, Ted, Barney, and Lily - Apple orchard banana cat dance eight six six threeeeeee♪

you are rude

we used to be bestfriends
like i dunno, like a year ago.
bestfriends.
we talked everyday, on the phone, on msn
everyday.
but now, like today.
you and your disgusting boyfriend, who i did date once, pass me in the hall.
im sitting in the hall, and you walk by, stare at me. and keep walking.
honestly?!
who the fuck do you think you are.
bitch.
so after you and your dickface boyfriend walk out of the hall
my ex bestfriend who i had sex with walks by,
i ask him, did you know whatshername goes to this school?
he says, she doesnt, her boyfriend duhs.

well atleast one of my old bestfriends will still say hello.
isnt it wierd aswell that my ex bestfriend and the ex bitch friend dated?
and i broke them up?
oh im happy. :)

its my 17 bday.
today did suck
theres a list of why it sucked
but im not going to whine
today is my 17 birthday
next year ill be 18
then ill be 19
... etc etc.
today is my 17 bday and i cannot believe it
the things ive done in 17 years are indescribable
ive had many ups and many downs
my life has been a rollercoaster
im going to be an official adult next year
so this year is my last year to be a kid
im gonna party like hell.

xxx
happy bday to me

didja know that..

things you didnt know about me.

the only 3 foods i hate are :
orange juice [although i loooove oranges!]
MUSTARD!!!!
and raw peppers

i have ocd when it comes to specific things
i need to do specific steps to go to bed
or when i put on chap-stick i have to do go back and forth with the stick on the top lip for 8 seconds and the bottom 9

i cannot live without polysporn and lipchap.
i put both on every day probably 10+

i make up languages or talk to myself when im bored or alone

those are some random facts about me!!

^^ this is for you church boy :)