Saturday, January 23, 2010

hi hello batman forever

the riddler: [after being defeated] Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
batman
: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.
[holds out his hand. The Riddler backs away as he sees a bat]
riddler
: AAAAHHH! AHHHHGH! AAAAGH!
Dick Grayson: I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name?
bruce wayne
: How about Dick Grayson, college student?
grayson
: Screw you!
the riddler: This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?
two-face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!
the riddler: Seize-and-capture...
two-face: [sighs, to his thugs] No killing.
[Riddler leans in]
the riddler: That goes *double* for you.

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