J.P.: [Robot Voice to Alex walking away] I hate your face.
Alex: [pauses, turns around] Did you say something?
J.P.: [Hides behind coat]
Alex: You're fuckin' weird.
J.P.: ...How did he see me?

Jeff: Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?
Shiloh: BAHAHAHA! Stupid FUCKING idiot! Red-shirted ASS! You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!

Jeff: Yeah, my roomates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds

Dante: Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.