rofl

long time eh?
well hope everyone had a good easter,
just thought id share some good pictures and some good TFLN :)

ttyl

(240):
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.

(508):
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

(941):
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

(336):
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them

(360):
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them (FOR TABI)

(319):
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
(316):
Toaster

(604):
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

(905):
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich

(905):
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
(1-905):
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

(905):
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
(1-905):
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood

(678):
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

(805):
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.

(407):
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...