the boys and nicki :)

Dear blank, please blank.

Dear Edward Cullen,

Avada Kedavra!

Sincerely, Tom Riddle.

 

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead 

and have no blood pumping through them, 

they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic.

Dear girls,

If you can read this, make me a sammich.

Sincerely, a boy

Dear Idiot down the street,

No one cares if you are the only person in the neighborhood with a 

62'' flat screen 3D LED TV. I just had sex with your girlfriend 

for the 4th time since monday, that's enough hi def entertainment for me. 

There are some things money can't buy =)~

Sincerely, The naked guy in your house, on your computer right now.

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

Changing your relationship status to "single" on Facebook 

is not a good way to break up with someone.

Sincerely, All you had to do was tell me.

Dear Moses,

I park the sea every month. Don't see me bragging about it. 

Sincerely, tampons.

Dear Humans,

Bring lube.

Sincerely, Aliens.

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder.

Dear Dumbledore,

Did you get my text?

Sincerely, Umbridge.

Dear Buzz,

Don't you think it's weird that both of our names could be dildos? Kind of makes me hot just thinking about it...

Sincerely, Woody.

fucking potter

i hate everyone, seriously.